CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT

This is basically for my future and inevitable biographer

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

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barackobaka:

I’m fucking SCREAMING

barackobaka:

I’m fucking SCREAMING

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pudgealicious88:

that last one tho…

(Source: webofgoodnews, via thefeelsofabethylshipper)

humansofnewyork:

These two were acting like complete teenagers. When I walked up, she was nuzzling her head against his shoulder. She giggled the entire time I talked with them, while he kept a big goofy grin on his face. And whenever I asked about their relationship, she clutched his arm, looked at him just like this, giggled, then said: “We’re not telling!”

humansofnewyork:

These two were acting like complete teenagers. When I walked up, she was nuzzling her head against his shoulder. She giggled the entire time I talked with them, while he kept a big goofy grin on his face. And whenever I asked about their relationship, she clutched his arm, looked at him just like this, giggled, then said: “We’re not telling!”

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mishasminions:

The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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